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Burger Heaven's burger poll returns to New Westminster

New West voters are once again able to vote with their mouths in the lead-up to the Oct. 21 federal election.
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Burger Heaven serves up burger polls as part of municipal, provincial and federal elections. Diners are now able to vote with their mouths to determine who they'd like to win the upcoming federal election.

New West voters are once again able to vote with their mouths in the lead-up to the Oct. 21 federal election.

The (b)unofficial federal election poll is now on at Burger Heaven – giving eaters (voters) a chance to pick their favoured candidate burgers. The poll, running until Oct. 20, gives diners a chance to dine on a burger and vote for the federal parties.

According to a press release, history has shown the results of Burger Heaven’s burger polls to be very close to the results on election night. Here’s Burger Heaven’s description of what’s on the menu:

The Justin Trudeau (Liberal) Burger: Heard through the ‘pipeline’, this ‘seasoned’ lean-to-the-middle prime Grade A juicy burger, was Just-In our previous burger poll menu and now savours the chance to stay on top of the burger board as things heat up in the proverbial political frying pan. Cooked on the front middle burner, it includes medium-0aged cheddar, lots of sauce, crisp lettuce a liberal slab of bacon and a slice of B.C. red tomato. It’s striving to create some heat in the political kitchen.

The Andrew Scheer (Conservative) Burger: New on the menu, this tasty “lean to the right” prime Grade A beef burger Sheer (sure) hopes to “cut the mustard” and be on top of the burger poll by saying “lettuce” lead so you’ll get ahead. This culinary choice is cooked with relish on the front right burner and includes a conservative slice of tangy Regina blue cheese, aromatic onion and special sauce. This “platter-form” can be served with mushrooms (not mushrooming expenses.) Full of flavour, it can also include pickled (we want to) “beet” the current ruling party.

The Jagmeet Singh (NDP) Burger: To spice things up, this burger is Singh’ing the praises of this Nicely Done Patty of “lean to the left” prime Grade A beef that is trying to gain “ground” on the front left burner as it stirs the pot with promises of higher taxes for the rich, which could help voters/eaters with their burger bills. It includes strong o(u)nions, juicy tomato, Scarborough orange cheddar and is served on a multigrain bun. This burger relishes the opportunity to drain some fat out of the Liberals’ slice of bacon, but has a way to go to “ketchup” with the other parties in the political kitchen.

The Elizabeth May (Green) Burger: Grilled on the back burner using clean fuels, this prime Grade A patty of beef can be served in a fresh green lettuce wrap with dollops of green relish, May-o, a slice of organic tomato and home-grown Saanich feta/goat cheese. It’s cooked in a controlled carbon-free area on a back burner and is popular with the environmentally conscious customer who is concerned about ecological issues. Freshly seasoned, this burger is beginning to attract more voters/eaters who “may” want to select this one.

The Yves-Francois Blancet (Bloc Quebecois) Burger: This choix de prime Grade A patty du boeuf is B(BQ)’d on the back centre-left burner and comes with French dressing, Dijon mustard et le fromage bleu avec frites. Chip off the old “clock”, this burger justeux is “separated” from the rest of the proverbial political frying pan, especially in the west.

The Maxime Bernier (People’s Party of Canada) Burger: To spice things up and “Max”imize flavour, the Piquant Prepared Choice (PPC) of lean-to-the-far-right Grade A burger is brand new on the political scene and cooked on the centre-right burner. It comes with a conservative dollop of Bernier (Bernaise) sauce, sharp fromage, a slice of fresh tomato and purple cabbage slaw.

The (B)undecided/Other Burger: This one’s for anyone who isn’t sure just yet which burger candidate they want to select.

Stay tuned for updates on who’s in the lead in New West. Burger Heaven is at 77 10th St.